poopflow:

a sex position called the gatsby where you stare longingly at your partner from a distance and scream old sport when you climax

rneerkat:

sharpay diem is a latin term meaning to bop bop bop bop to the top

hole in the teabag

c’mon dilmah try harder 

jillbiden:

Turn offs: 

• If you’re a scrub. 
• If you’re hanging out the passenger side of your best friend’s ride, trying to holla at me. 
• If you don’t have a car and you’re walking.
• If you live at home with your mama.
• If you have a shorty but you don’t show love.
• You wanna get with me with no money? Oh no.
• 

constant confusion as to when i last changed my tampon