a sex position called the gatsby where you stare longingly at your partner from a distance and scream old sport when you climax
sharpay diem is a latin term meaning to bop bop bop bop to the top
hole in the teabag
c’mon dilmah try harder
- If you’re a scrub.
- If you’re hanging out the passenger side of your best friend’s ride, trying to holla at me.
- If you don’t have a car and you’re walking.
- If you live at home with your mama.
- If you have a shorty but you don’t show love.
- You wanna get with me with no money? Oh no.
constant confusion as to when i last changed my tampon