There’s literally no way to tell how many chameleons are in your house

(Source: unfreshing)

but i donwanna go to work

ithoughtiknewthings:

“I can see you are having great party time over there, let me escalate your spirit..”

Omg Bulgaria, did you use Google Translate for your voting speech.　

richwhitelesbian:

i thought my house was haunted but it was just the air conditioner but better question is my air conditioner haunted? 

I swear Nelson Mandela is at Croydon station

iwritesinsnotfanfiction:

what if ke$ha had an evil british twin named ke£ha

i was playing quiet classical piano music and suddenly Ja Rule came on and it was really loud and other people in my casa heard it and no